The day I bought a butt-squirter (aka, a bidet)

The day I bought a butt-squirter (aka, a bidet)

Today is a very special day in my house. Our butts will never be the same. Yes, that’s right: we’ve bought a bidet attachment. With COVID-19 making toilet paper the next hottest item, soaring beyond even hatchimal and tickle-me-Elmo fame in its demand, I started imagining a house full of boys running out of toilet paper. It wasn’t pretty. So instead of hoarding more, I wanted to think long-term, and cut our dependence on those white rolls of tree-pulp drastically. Enter the PureSpa Bidet Attachment. Yes, with a capital B and a capital A. Honestly, I was surprised any were…